Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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