So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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