Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
