have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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