her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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