great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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