The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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