Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
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