Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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