Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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