i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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