he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
