I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
