May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Randomize
