come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I just found puke in my bra..
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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