I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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