Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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