What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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