FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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