WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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