so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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