Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I want her autograph on my taint
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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