i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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