Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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