so explain again why im purple
no
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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