I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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