Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I wish you could order shots online.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Never joke about your clitoris.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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