I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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