i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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