I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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