Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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