sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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