Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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