i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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