no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
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