I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
You ate ashes out of my bong
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