You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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