Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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