How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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