: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
My boob is missing a layer of skin
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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