oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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