I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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