great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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