My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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