I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I love having hate sex.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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