My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Your penis caused this!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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