Can Purell be used as lube?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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