i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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