You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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