everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
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I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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