I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Randomize
