You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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