Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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