youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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