TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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