Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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