it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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