I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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