do herpes really smell.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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