quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Randomize
